Archive for April, 2010

Aubade for a City

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

A light wind making maracas of leaves.
The gray clouds omnipresent but slow
to dissolve into rain. Softer than at home,
the thin stalks of grass, like a baby’s curls.
An armada of magpies. A murder of crows.
A car sidling up to the curb and pulling away.
Airplanes rising in roaring cadences.

The cold ground tilts, falls away.
A child in the next seat laughs and crows
about being “this many” years old, curls
chubby fingers to form a two. Some home
passes directly below, then another. The slow
butterfly of unease flutters and leaves.

Broommates: In Which Dragons Are Dueled

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Part 4 of the serial Broommates. Start from the beginning or read the previous episode or click the “Broommates” link at the top of the page to see the full list.

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Beatrice centered herself, reaching deep inside to find the still ocean floor within the whirlpool of her surroundings and emotions. The house was shaking; she let this thought pass through her mind as a fish might swim through a bare reef. People were scurrying about and shouting at each other. This, too, was noted and… not ignored, but gently set aside. Down she went, chaos swirling around her, threatening to break her concentration and suck her back into the world. But she would not be deterred. She sank like a stone to the calm place at the center of her being, and then, she began to move.

“Is that tai chi?” Anthony asked, watching Beatrice trace invisible pathways around the foyer.

“Something like that,” Miranda said. “Ha! Here’s the camphor balm.” She handed a small bottle to Kitty, who liberally spread its contents over Parker’s face and now-bare chest. His purplish color faded to a sunburnt red and his breathing grew less ragged.

Anthony, meanwhile, was doggedly holding the wards in place like Atlas shouldering the world. He didn’t have Parker’s finesse, but brute force made up for it in this case. The dragon, having failed to secure entry thus far, was being more methodical about searching for weak points. This meant fewer attacks, but those few were more surgically precise and increasingly difficult to fend off.

Booker stood next to Miranda and generally held the things she shoved in his direction, giving them back when she asked. He followed Beatrice’s movements with admiration; her muscles flexed beneath her smooth skin, a slight smile on her otherwise peaceful, emotionless face. He was the only one watching when she brought her graceful kata to a close, bowed as if at someone only she could see, walked over to the front door and opened it.

“What the–” was all Booker could exclaim before Beatrice stepped outside to dance with the dragon.

Anthony felt the gap in the wards when the door opened but was too busy shoring up the west wing’s shielding to care. Miranda had pushed aside a rug and began chalking a circle on the wood floor, muttering under her breath at the difficulty of it before thrusting the chalk at Booker in disgust and grabbing a bag of salt instead.

“You could use the one in the basement,” Booker said meekly.

Miranda glared at him. “You could have mentioned that before I–ugh, never mind, let’s go!”

She took the stairs at a run, Booker stumbling behind her with his arms full. “There are candles in the walls,” he began, and Miranda cut him off with a quick incantation that lit the candles all at once, tucked into stone nooks that were barely visible except at close range. The ragged rug in the middle of the floor looked like it hadn’t been washed since the house was built, and it gave off a strong but subtle “you don’t want to touch me” vibe. Miranda had to admit that Parker was good at what he did before she dragged the rug aside to reveal a simple but thick silver circle embedded in the floor. It was large enough to comfortably fit three people, and had a small gap along one end, so she could close it behind her with the material of her choosing once she was inside. Or in this case, outside.

“Let’s get this show on the road,” she said.

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Anthony was still keeping a mental eye on the wards, but his actual eyes were watching Beatrice outside.

“Gods alive,” he murmured as she delivered another kick to the dragon’s knee, which buckled under the force of the blow. The creature reared and tried to stomp her, but by the time its legs hit the ground she was behind it in a low fighting stance. It lashed out with its tail and she did a tight back flip over the appendage, then leaped forward and–Anthony’s jaw dropped–she punched the tail so hard that he saw the dragon quiver.

Unfortunately, he also noticed that smoke was again beginning to trickle from the dragon’s nostrils. He hoped that Beatrice had the sense to guide it away from the house, or they were all going to be toast. Or ash, to be pedantic about it. The trickle of smoke turned to a stream, then a river as the dragon opened its mouth. Beatrice backed away with a speed Anthony didn’t think any person could achieve and drove her fist into the ground, dirt flying up as if a bomb had struck.

That was when the dragon loosed another gout of flame–

–which promptly dispersed as if hitting an invisible barrier. The dragon roared and lashed out, its claws struggling for purchase and failing to find any. Anthony cautiously eased his grip on the house wards and turned his attention to Miranda and Booker as the entered the room looking exhausted.

“You did that?” Anthony asked incredulously.

Miranda collapsed onto the couch and nodded. “The containment field should last long enough for the air to run out, especially if the dragon keeps flaming, and then we can move it when the blasted thing’s unconscious.”

“How did you manage a containment spell so quickly?”

“I borrowed your circle. The one in the basement.”

Anthony suspected he would soon discover the frilly panties sensation that Parker had previously mentioned.

“Maybe I should go talk to her,” Kitty said.

“Who?” asked Miranda.

“The dragon, of course.”

Anthony gaped at her, then looked sideways at Miranda. “Does she… can she really–”

“I think I’ve lost the ability to be surprised by her,” Miranda said. She waved at Kitty while rubbing her forehead. “Go ahead, if you like, just don’t get inside the containment field.”

Beatrice entered as Kitty was leaving. “Sleep,” she murmured, trudging upstairs. The house fell silent as adrenaline gave way to introspection and Beatrice’s colossal snoring.

“Can I put these things down now?” Booker asked finally. Miranda cracked an eye to look at the man, his thin arms trembling with the weight of boxes and jars and bottles and pouches, and couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

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Part 5: The End Is the Beginning

Curiosity Kills

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Dana sprawled on her bed in her room upstairs, reading the assigned parts of Hamlet for class. She wanted to talk to Stacy about Aiden, but if she got another C in English her parents would ground her again. They’d given her a lecture before they left on vacation about how they were trusting her and she needed to prove herself and—

A noise from downstairs made Dana’s nerves twang. It sounded like someone was in the kitchen. She held her breath and listened. She was about to exhale and laugh at herself for being a scaredy-cat when she heard the noise again.

Slowly, quietly, she got up and closed the door to her bedroom. It locked with a click. She winced. The person downstairs must have heard it, too, because the house fell into an uneasy silence. Then, she heard the creak of the bottom stair.

Dana grabbed her cell phone, purse and keys, opened the window, climbed down to the front yard and ran as fast as she could. She didn’t stop until she reached an open convenience store, where she called the police.

Haunted House for Sale

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

“So, that’s the grand tour,” the realtor said, flashing her pearly whites at Hank. “What do you think?”

“Needs a lot of work,” he said, ticking off items on his fingers. “Every door and window squeaks, not to mention the stairs. I’d have to lubricate all of—”

“That’s minor,” the realtor interjected.

“Hmmph,” Hank said. “Then there’s the insulation. This place is so drafty, I bet doors slam shut on their own a lot, and there are cold spots in some rooms.”

“Nothing a little ductwork won’t fix!”

Hank ran a hand along one of the walls. “You may have noticed stains on the wallpaper and carpeting, even the ceiling. Some of it looks like water, which is bad enough because that means mold, but some is… reddish brown.”

The realtor coughed. “Let’s not be brash. We’d be happy to negotiate a credit for repairs—”

“But you’re already asking almost nothing on account of the rumors.”

“Yes, but the rumors are—”

“Probably true. Regardless, you’d need the patience of a saint to live in this death trap. I’ll pass.”

The Customer Is Always Right

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

Leah was idly arranging a vase of carnations when the customer approached her: an older man, wearing a heavy coat despite the mild spring weather, and already scowling. Business had been slow, so she summoned her most cheerful smile.

“Give me a bouquet of your variegated roses,” he snapped.

Her smile flickered. “Sorry, our what?”

“Variegated roses! The red and blue ones.” He jabbed a finger at a display of small red and purple flowers. “There.”

Oh, the aubrieta, Leah thought. Idiot. “Certainly, sir.”

She arranged the blooms and wrapped them in plastic, taking care to leave the tag that identified the flowers as not roses. Her cheery facade in place, she rang up his order and gave him the bouquet. She even threw in a generous, “Sorry about that, sir.”

“Is this your first day?” he asked sourly, leaving the astonished Leah at the register. Still, she hoped he’d see the tag and feel bad later.

Within ten minutes, he returned, his face red with rage. “I asked for roses, not aubrieta! I demand a refund.”