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Broommates: The Future’s So Bright

Friday, June 25th, 2010

Part 12 of the serial Broommates. Start from the beginning or read the previous episode or click the “Broommates” link at the top of the page to see the full list.

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Booker huffed and puffed into Miranda’s room to see Beatrice kneeling on the floor, facing the closet.

“Did you find the rue?” he asked.

“Yes,” she answered, so softly he barely heard it.

“Where is it?”

“Closet.” Almost a whisper. “Careful.”

No, he thought. Please, no. He edged around her, staring at her head. The sight of her face in profile was a fist to his stomach.

Her eyes were gray, featureless orbs like a statue’s, her face streaked with the same gray and already ashen. His breath caught in his throat and he held it, not daring to look around for fear of making eye contact with the creature whose glance could turn a person to stone. But how else was he going to get the rue to cure Miranda, and now Beatrice?

Come on, Booker. You can do this. Slowly, eyes closed, he backed out of the room the same way he’d come in. A poorly placed ottoman almost tripped him but he recovered his balance and felt for the door, stepping outside.

“Ambrose,” he muttered. When there was no response, he shouted, “Ambrose, come here!”

The ghost drifted up through the floor. “Mister Booker, I thought you wanted me to watch Miss Miranda?”

“N-not anymore. I need you here. You know what the c-c-cockatrice looks like.”

“Yes?”

“I need you to w-watch for it. You have to be my eyes. If it looks at me, I c-could end up like Miranda. And B-b-b–” He choked. “And Beatrice.”

The ghost paled, if that was possible. “What must I do?”

Booker closed his eyes. “S-stay next to me and let me know if you s-see it. Look all around. Warn me if I’m going to r-run into anything.”

“Yes, very well.”

The two made slow progress toward the stairs, then down to the first floor. Every sound made him cringe and stop. Shadows played on Booker’s eyelids as he moved through the hallways, becoming orange light when he stepped into the kitchen, with its cheerful window over the sink that he couldn’t see. He retrieved a pair of gardening gloves from the closet by the back door and slipped them on, hoping they would be thick enough to stop a sharp beak.

Next, he groped his way back up the stairs and into Anthony’s room. His heart was pumping so hard, it made his head throb. “Ambrose,” he said. “Do you see big black boots around here somewhere?”

“Yes, Mister Booker. Behind the door.”

His hands found the rubbery material and he slowly slid his foot inside. His toe met a warm ball of resistance that hissed and writhed. With a scream, he dropped the boot.

“Oh, dear,” Ambrose said. “You startled Houdini.”

When he could think straight again, Booker grabbed the boot and put it on. Before even attempting the other one, he tipped it upside down and shook it.

“I d-don’t suppose his uniform is in here?” he asked.

“I’m afraid not.”

The boots made each step even more awkward and difficult to judge, but Booker felt safer knowing his ankles weren’t exposed. They made another stop in Parker’s room for a hand mirror, which took some tag-team searching. Finally, there was one more thing he wanted from his own room.

With a smile, he found what he sought and slipped them on. “Let’s do this,” he told Ambrose.

“Do what, Mister Booker?”

“Never mind.”

They crept back down the hall to Miranda’s room. Booker was careful not to jostle Beatrice; he had the impression that she was concentrating on slowing the toxin.

“Ambrose, is the closet clear?” he asked.

“No, it’s full of things.”

Booker sighed. “Is the cockatrice in there?”

“Oh. I don’t see it.”

“How about the rue?”

“Over in the corner, to your left. No, right. I’m so sorry!”

That last was because Booker jammed his fingers into a large wooden dresser. Groaning, he used his other hand to feel around until he found what felt like a small pouch.

“Is this it?”

“Yes. But… oh dear…”

Booker froze, arm extended. Feathers brushed against his sleeve and he fought to keep his eyes shut. What he would give to be like Anthony and fry it with a spell, or summon a sword and cut its head off.  Or to be like Parker and wrap himself in an illusion, trick the thing into leaving him alone. As it was, all he could do was hope it tried to look at his eyes before biting him. It warbled to itself and nudged the hand that held the rue.

Another idea surfaced. It was worth a shot…

Slowly, so as not to startle the cockatrice, he put the bag on the ground and opened it with his thumb and forefinger. Although his fingers were clumsy in the thick gloves, he managed to pinch some of the rue and lift it out, scattering it on the ground like seed. Then, he waited.

There was rustling but otherwise silence. He wondered how long it would take, if his plan was going to work at all. Maybe he should pull out the mirror and end it before it was too late.

“Are you well, Mister Booker?” Ambrose whispered.

“Yes, why?” he whispered back.

“Only you said you could end up like Miss Miranda if it looked at you–”

“And?”

“It’s looking at you.”

Could it have worked? Booker pulled out the hand mirror and slowly moved it to where he thought the cockatrice was standing. He was rewarded with a clucking sound and what felt like a peck on the glass.

Taking a deep breath, he cracked an eye to see what was happening. The creature was fluffing up its black neck feathers, regarding its own reflection with what might have been curiosity.

“I did it,” Booker whispered incredulously. Then, shouting, “I did it!”

The cockatrice squawked and bit his hand, flapping its way to another corner of the closet and settling into what looked like the beginnings of a nest. The pain was nothing compared to his relief. But it wasn’t over yet.

“Come on, Ambrose,” he said. “Let’s go make some tea.”

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It has to work, he thought as the water boiled. Half of Miranda’s chest had gone hard and gray and it was spreading up her neck. Beatrice could no longer move her half-open mouth but the poison’s progress in her system was much slower. Ambrose stood behind him, wringing his translucent hands.

The kettle whistled. He carefully measured out just under what the herbology book said would be a poisonous dose, hoping the women weren’t too thin or too sickly to tolerate that much. Hoping it would be enough to get them back to normal. It seemed to take an eternity for the leaves to steep but it was exactly four minutes.

As much as he wanted to rush to Beatrice, he knew that Miranda needed the treatment first. He carried the teacup over to the sofa, hands shaking, and carefully tipped some of the hot liquid into Miranda’s mouth.

Nothing happened. He gave her more and waited. Still nothing.

“Please,” he whispered. “Come on, work.”

Little by little the cup emptied until only the dregs were left, and she still looked terrible.

Ambrose put an icy hand on Booker’s shoulder. “Maybe you should try it on Miss Beatrice?”

He shrugged and turned away, blinking back tears. At least he had tried. He started to move back to the kitchen. Maybe when the others got home, they could think of something, do some kind of magic…

Miranda groaned. “Why does my mouth taste like old coffee?” Her eyes fluttered open.

Booker froze and looked back at her on the sofa.

“Terrible old coffee,” she mumbled. “And why can’t I move my arm? Oh gods, where’s the cockatrice?”

Booker laughed. “Ambrose, you explain while I help Beatrice!” He retrieved the second cup of tea and raced upstairs as fast as he could without spilling anything.

* * * * *

While Miranda was quickly up and grumbling with a stiff arm and neck, Beatrice was completely blind and mute for a few hours. Booker led her to her room and sat with her until she could speak, then until she could see.

“Booker?” she asked as the last dark flecks faded from her vision.

“Y-yes? I’m h-here.” He edged closer.

“Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?”

He had completely forgotten he was wearing them. He grinned and gave her a thumbs-up. “When you’re cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.”

“Booker?” Miranda shrieked from another room.

“Yes?”

“Why is there a cockatrice nesting in my closet?!”

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Part 13: Hedgehog’s Dilemma

One Lovely Blog and Versatile Blogger awards

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

One Lovely Blog Versatile Blogger

Marvelous Mari over at Mari’s Randomities recently presented me with the One Lovely Blog award and to my chagrin, I sat on it and did not give it away as instructed. Then, Kelsey Leigh and Kristen over at Take My Hand… gave me the Versatile Blogger award, for which I am equally honored and grateful. Thus did I resolve to kill the proverbial two birds with one stone. But as with so many things, there are some strings attached. Luckily, they are good ones!

The rules:

  1. Thank and link back to the person who gave you this award.
  2. Share 7 things about yourself.
  3. Pass the award along to 15 bloggers who you have recently discovered and who you think are fantastic for whatever reason! (In no particular order…)
  4. Contact the bloggers you’ve picked and let them know about the award.

Number one’s already been done, so on to the second requirement. Voila, 7 things about myself that you may or may not already know:

  1. I took a semester of ancient Greek in college and will always remember the epitaph of Simonides better in the original language than in any translation.
  2. A wonderful family friend started me on the path to collecting old books by gifting me a German book from the late 18th century. It’s printed in that tall Blackletter type and I had no idea what it was about until an internet acquaintance ran a search. It’s apparently a book of instructions for women on how to run their household or a business. It even has a beer brewing recipe! That I can’t read. Because I don’t know any German.
  3. One of my first NaNoWriMo attempts was a novel retelling the story of King Arthur as a cross-dressing girl. It’s about as terrible as it sounds.
  4. I broke my foot in seventh grade while at school in the middle of a tropical storm. Since it was a hairline fracture, the ER guys missed it. I walked on a broken foot for a month before my mom realized it was still hurting and took me to a specialist. Then I spent another month or two in a cast.
  5. Somewhere back in the misty past of my father’s side of the family, I have a Choctaw ancestor.
  6. I love grapes but I hate raisins.
  7. I almost didn’t graduate from college because I was supposed to take a class in 20th century literature and the class that I thought counted for that requirement, well, didn’t. I was granted an override on the condition that I write an extra paper, mainly because, as the dean put it, “I’ve never seen someone with this problem before. Usually it’s the opposite.” Bonus: I didn’t take any Shakespeare classes until after I had graduated, despite my extreme love for his work.

And now, without further ado, my list of award recipients. I’ve gone over the 15-person mark because I have two awards to give SO THERE. And some of these people may have already received the awards, even though I tried to check that out. If so, TOO BAD, have another one.

Congratulations and thanks to all the people on this list. You are all great and so are your blogs. Drinks all around!

Heliolatry

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Houyi was almost sorry to have shot them now that their dying forms surrounded him, cooling as their blood watered the parched earth. He could have simply subdued them as their father Dijun had requested–but no. The Sun-birds were spoiled, mischievous creatures who might have done this again someday if not dealt with.

He surveyed crops destroyed by heat, rivers boiled to bare land, raw red bodies of people and animals who had not found shelter in time. No, never again would all ten Sun-birds take flight at once, now that there was only one left.

Their mother Xihe descended from her carriage and ran from one corpse to the next, sobbing. He watched impassively, leaning on his bow. Dijun arrived, rage gleaming in his eyes.

“You are banished from the heavens,” he told Houyi. “If you will kill for mortals, then you will die like one. Begone.”

Houyi left. It was just as well. Emperor Yao had asked him to stop the Count of the Winds, and many other errant gods troubled mankind. If he did not help, who would?

Amok

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Lisa didn’t know why the man let her live. One second she was eating a burger, the next she hid under the table as he fired round after round into the other people in the restaurant. The young basketball players. The old woman and her grandson. The girl behind the counter. Her middle-aged manager. Everyone screamed and ran for the door and he shot them until his bullets ran out, then produced another gun from his pocket and kept going.

He stopped when everyone was dead. Lisa trembled and watched him, waiting for her turn. The man walked over to where she crouched, hunkering down to meet her gaze. Something moved behind his irises.

“Do you want to die?” he asked.

Lisa couldn’t find her voice. She shook her head.

He laughed. “I do.” Then he put the gun to his chin and pulled the trigger.

The police questioned her but she had no answers. No connection to the man at all. Only, when she went home and looked in the mirror, she saw something that hadn’t been there before. A flicker of movement in her eyes…

Broommates: Rue the Day

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Part 11 of the serial Broommates. Start from the beginning or read the previous episode or click the “Broommates” link at the top of the page to see the full list.

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The plan had worked. He’d made it inside, and now he needed to find a place to put the package. The boss had been very specific about it needing darkness and warmth… He scurried through the walls, feeling his way around pockets of magic that made his beard itch. Too cold, too dry–there! Perfect. He wedged his burden behind a giant metal drum that gave off a steady heat. That done, he climbed up to the attic, eased his way out through the vent hole and clambered down a nearby trellis, disappearing into the night without a trace.

Back inside, the package trembled. It was almost time.

* * * * *

Miranda curled up on the couch with a cup of mint tea, her arm resting on the back of the sofa. That McIntyre kid had been more of a nuisance than usual; it had taken their full hour session just to finish his math homework, and the gods knew he wasn’t in summer school because he was a genius. She needed to hit Trudy up for more consulting work because this tutoring business was getting old. Had always been old, really.

“Hello, Miss Miranda,” said an echoing voice from the corner of the living room.

“Ambrose, hi,” she said. “What have you been up to today?”

He materialized in front of her, a young black man in clothes from what looked like the Civil War era. He was translucent and slightly blue at the edges, but otherwise normal enough looking. For a ghost, anyway. With a lopsided grin, he took a seat.

“Today was very good, miss. I put together a puzzle that Miss Kitty left out for me. It was very large and took me all day.”

“Nice, very–ow! What the hell?” She held up her hand and examined it.

“Are you all right, miss?”

“It felt like something bit my finger.”

“Oh, the small bird-thing? I thought it was your new pet.”

Miranda frowned. Dark gray tendrils spread from a triangle-shaped bite mark down the veins of her finger and shot through her palm, then toward her elbow. Surely it couldn’t be…

“Ambrose, get help, quick!” she shrieked. The mug fell from her limp left hand, shattering on the floor. Her right hand landed on the sofa with a thud, already too stiff to move.

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“Something bit her?” Beatrice asked.

Ambrose nodded, wringing his ghostly hands. “It looked like a, a half-grown chicken.”

“Not trained for this,” she muttered. “Where’s Booker?”

Within minutes, Booker was kneeling next to Miranda, his face paling when he saw her arm. He clutched a musty tome with a cured leather cover. “D-did this bird have a tail?” he asked. “Scaly? Like a lizard’s?”

Ambrose nodded. “Now that you mention it–”

“What is it?” Beatrice asked.

Booker tapped Miranda’s arm, which was hard and gray up to the elbow and spreading. Her breathing was shallow, her skin ashen and hot. He bent over to look under the sofa. “G-given her symptoms and the d-d-description, I’m r-really afraid it m-might be…” He trailed off, reaching out to retrieve a short black feather.  After flipping a few pages in his book, he held it up to Ambrose.

“It did look a bit like that,” Ambrose said.

“Smaller? Younger?”

“I suppose.”

Booker groaned. “Cockatrice. And it’s loose in the house? Oh, god. We’ll have to be careful or we’ll be next. Lucky it was a j-juvenile or we’d already be too late.”

“Too late for what?” Beatrice asked. “What’s happening?”

“Miranda is turning to stone.”

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Booker might as well have moved his bed into the house’s library; his room sported bookshelves on every wall, with more books piled on the floor in neat stacks. Beatrice kept watch for the creature as he darted about, muttering to himself and occasionally nabbing a particular tome. By the time he stopped, his arms were full.

“R-right,” he said. “We can g-go through these in the d-dining room.”

“Why are you stuttering?” Beatrice asked.

Booker’s face did its best imitation of a beet. “I d-d-d…” Swallowing hard, he pushed past her and went down the stairs, carefully depositing his books on the dining room table. He sat down and grabbed the nearest book.

“What are you looking for?”

He glanced up at Beatrice. “An antidote to cockatrice venom,” he replied, enunciating carefully. “The problem is, I don’t think there is one.”

“There must be.” She checked under the table and made a circuit of the room. Monster-free. “For every yin, there is a yang.”

“I’ve read all these books,” he said, waving his hand at them. “My memory is… good. And I remember two things about cockatrices: weasels are good at killing them, and their bite is inevitably deadly.”

“Yet you still seek another answer?”

He shrugged. “Maybe I missed something. It’s better than watching her turn into a statue.”

Beatrice laid a hand on his shoulder. “Thank you.”

His face and neck grew flushed again, but he smiled.

* * * * *

Miranda’s left arm was fully stone, hard as marble; her shoulder was hardening and the rest of her was still fevered. Beatrice wiped her unconscious friend’s forehead with a cold cloth and did what she could to keep the woman’s sluggish prana moving through her chakras. With every passing second, Miranda got worse.

“I think I’ve found something,” Booker said, kneeling next to her and pointing at a few lines of text.

“Don’t read Latin,” she said.

“Oh. Well, Bartholomaeus corresponds roughly with Bullfinch and a few others on how weasels survive when…” He saw Beatrice staring at him and cleared his throat. “Um, w-we might try a tea made from rue.”

“Might?”

“Rue is poisonous in high doses. She could die.”

“She will die if we do nothing.”

“We may not even have any,” he confessed. “Miranda’s the resident herbalist, and Kitty’s off at work.”

Beatrice grabbed his arm and stood up, hauling him to his feet. “Let’s go look.”

They tore the kitchen apart but couldn’t find anything in Miranda’s meticulously labeled bottles and bags. Ambrose followed behind them, trying to replace everything in alphabetical order. Booker finally snapped and yelled at him, “Why don’t you stop cleaning up and start helping us find the damn rue!”

“Oh, is that what you wanted?” Ambrose asked. “Miss Miranda keeps it in her closet. For the moths, I think.”

Beatrice made it up the stairs first. Sure enough, in a corner of the closet was a small pouch labeled “Rue.”

Unfortunately, there was also a hissing cockatrice staring her in the face.

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Part 12: The Future’s So Bright