Contact

If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

For the writing department, email valerie@candleinsunshine.com.

For exorcisms, dial 333.

For holistic detection, dial 42.

For Jenny, dial 8675309.

For all other inquiries, turn 180 degrees widdershins and chant “Fiddlesticks” three times.

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