For more information about this project, contact humble managing editor Valerie Valdes at her cleverly subversive email address, She will make sure your questions, comments and offers of internet cookies reach the correct person. If you include “Sentry Duty” somewhere in the subject line, this will ensure that she does not accidentally delete your email along with the many kind offers she receives about increasing her penis size.

If you would like to sign up as an artist, email Valerie with the subject line “Sentry Duty Artist” so she can immediately burst into song when she sees it. If you are wondering, the song will be “Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life” as performed inĀ Young Frankenstein.